Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Saddam

There is one person down here who I always actively avoid. His name is Saddam. He is just genuinely a really mean person. He's the kind of guy who gives you indian burns and kicks your dog (not that my dog cares anyways) and refuses to let you be Donkey Kong in MarioKart even though that is your favorite character. Yeah, he's mean, like mean mean.

The other day he showed up at my house, knocked on the door, and when I answered he was like "Hey bro, check out my new phone!" and I looked down and instead of pulling a phone out of his pocket, he just pulled his hand out with his three fingers sticking out and his thumb and pointer in a little circle. Then he said "you looked," punched me in the arm really hard, and left. I still have a bruise. I bruise easily.

He is also really tiny. I think as part of his punishment God made him a lot smaller than he was in his life, maybe to make him just annoying instead of actually threatening, or to indirectly punish me or play some kind of sick joke on me. He can fit into really small spaces like cupboards and drawers. He does this frequently just for a chance to jump out and scare people. Serious. He hid in the clean clothes in my laundry basket for like seven hours one day while I was at the club. Oh, did I mention I go to clubs?

The other day he threw a baseball through my window. No it wasn't an accident, he just did it, and those things are like rocks. And when I asked why he did that he just threw the ball at my face and rode off on his BMX.

What do I do to deserve these kinds of people? Is there just something inherently awful about me? Or are all people like this? I just don't know why I even exist.

I don't know why I even exist.

Well.

1 comment:

  1. I was declared Lucifer years ago by the xtian world the gods used as positioning. What isn't achnolowedged is Lucifer is the voice of the disfavored, pushed into evil and temptation, cast as wicked by xtianity to ensure the gods could defend when he taught the Meaning of Life.

    The gods used Christainity as temptation to repel people away from themselves, the pentagram being the holy symbol of the gods, and of their Chosen One's teachings, the Second Coming, Lucifer.
    Don't forget::::It is not a house of Jesus.
    Christianity is evil. It is responsible for slavery of Africans. It is responsible for this wicked reject dumping ground known as the United States.
    There is a major difference between how Europe and the rest of the world were inflicted with xtianity:::Push vs. pull strategy. As a result, expect the "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" may be reserved for the Europeans and few others who were forced into this evil religion:::The god's management of culpability defines the level of compensation everyone receives.
    The god's primary goal with this Situation was their minimization of culpability arising from inflicting us with the 20th century and liberal counter-culture. Everything I have taught is true. Now that this Situation is complete the disfavored have been taught. The gods are no longer/minimally responsible from this point forward, pitiful "reach around" compensation for ruining your Planet Earth. Their empty promise to me "We'll make it up to him." has been met with similar inadequate compensation in your case, and the gods will find a way to wash their hands of this obligation to me as well.
    If they were honest how little they ultimately intended to grant us our sacrifice would have ended long ago, but they used this lie "We'll make it up to them." to further our misery, with absolution of obligation on the agenda for the future.
    My experience is obscene. I paid everything. But at least the gods got what they wanted.

    7.20
    9:15a
    Entire morning wanting for images of the shooter. 9:08a they released the picture of the perpetrator, only after the other two morning news outlets went off the air. As a result, Rockaffeller was given EXCLUSIVE rights to the image for the duration of the day, essentially. Today runs to 11a.
    Composer, conductor and sympohony. The gods chose the industrialists and they made this tragedy happen. It's also why NBC broadcasts the Olympics, an all-consuming distraction in the lives of so many youth atheletes, costing them the chance to understand and focus on the big prize in life:::Ascention into heaven as a child.
    I don't get credit for being one of god's prophets because "People's careers depend on it." and this positioning is how the gods have manufactured the control they so relish. They would never allow organic growth. Too many uncontrollable variables, too quality an opponent. And they would have paid. All to the benefit of the disfavored's knowledge and wisdom.
    Lost.
    Based on their behavior I would call them Satan before god.

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